For the Easily Offended

Oops—did my honesty hurt your delicate feelings? This tee is for the bold, the blunt, and the unapologetically real. Featuring the phrase “If I have ever offended you, I’m sorry you’re a little bitch,” it’s the perfect outfit for family dinners, PTA meetings, or just reminding people not to mistake your personality for a problem.

Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to separate the grown-ups from the crybabies. Wear with pride (and maybe a little side-eye).

Warning: May cause passive-aggressive comments and uncomfortable silences. You’re welcome.