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We’re NOT for Everyone! We are sarcastic, joke a lot and don’t walk on egg shells!


I always HATE the words register, sign up, join etc… it seems like you get loaded down with all this salesishy and marketing crap that junks up your mail box, phone or just flat out annoys you! ME TOO!!! So, the ONLY reason I am asking you to REGISTER is because we do a lot of “surprises” and totally “random” gifts AND it’s easier for us to invoice you and update you on the status and shipping of your order. I don’t even do email or text marketing so you’re safe! LOL