Get in Loser its the 250th Tee

America is turning 250, and frankly, we don't care if you're ready or not. Skip the boring history lectures and the aggressively shiny flag pins—this tee is for those who want to honor the Semi-Quincentennial with a healthy dose of attitude and a killer vintage aesthetic.

Featuring a perfectly distressed retro car graphic, it looks like you scored it at a vintage shop, but feels like a dream.

• The Tea: Super soft crewneck, unisex fit, and available in Tan and Light Grey. On Wednesdays, we wear patriotism. Or whatever day you want, we're not your mom.